April 2011
March 2011
i’ve been on a serious n.e.r.d./pharrell williams kick lately. it’s not good.
extreme frustration.
just tried to get my 8g in again; yeah, not going to fucking happen any time soon. PISSED. those damn tapers need to get here pronto.
*note to self: stop ordering shit from asian countries; products take forever to ship.
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…
joe: stop rubbing your tits!
me: i wasn’t rubbing my tits! i was adjusting my bra! do i have tits in the middle of my chest, bitch?! no! it’s called a sternum!!
