i’ve been on a serious n.e.r.d./pharrell williams kick lately. it’s not good.
just tried to get my 8g in again; yeah, not going to fucking happen any time soon. PISSED. those damn tapers need to get here pronto.
*note to self: stop ordering shit from asian countries; products take forever to ship.
joe: stop rubbing your tits!
me: i wasn’t rubbing my tits! i was adjusting my bra! do i have tits in the middle of my chest, bitch?! no! it’s called a sternum!!